Mortgages are Forever

So a guy I ping emails with mentioned to me that Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson made a great "Dr. Evil" considering his bailout bill had a pricetag of $700 BILLION.  What really made the situation humorous, though, was that the bald Paulson appointed shaved-head Neel Kashkari to oversee the bailout.  Thus, rather than obsess over the crashing market (1,000 point amplitude today on the DJIA!), I determined to mock up a movie poster:

This might not be funny to a lot of you, but I enjoyed making it.  And after this week of atrocious market performance, even for a bear like me, I needed the comic relief!